Pro Athletes Trust Covid

While you guys are worrying about "RSV" "flu" "covid" I "RSV"p'd to a big party and "flu" to it and then I got infected with "covid" from someone there

What’s up everyone it’s my birthday

My mom and dad were the presidents

Common sluggo L

Probably I would be the hot monk who all the other monks have sex with

Jesus isn’t even that impressive when you consider that he was just a babe in a manger

I guess this is what passes for a “turkey” in Canada…

FUCK YOU! Have a bad year.

You don’t like coloring books? You’re probably a little kid who can’t color inside the lines… maybe you should do a coloring book to prove that you’re not a baby - excerpt from my new advertising campaign for coloring books

My new idea for a scam is a drug that only gets you high on your period

Kevin McCarthy is serving and everyone is so jealous of him

My directorial debut is going to be a love letter to cinema

Dublin might just have the most dystopian city motto of all time

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I am doing an oomfie check, everyone please tell me if you are my oomfie or not

This is where it all went wrong…

many people are saying this #FlattenSouthAmerica

My mom used to make “chicken and carrots” but the chicken was fake and the carrots were also fake