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...Can you really afford to be picky? I'm just saying, what, you think you're gonna find some perfect unattached guy who's gonna love you like I do? Who's gonna make you laugh and feel good about yourself? This is it Carolyn, this is what you get.

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...Please, you're such a self-pitying masochist, I could say ten nice things and one mean thing, and you would only hear the one mean thing.

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...She wanted to tell him, but she also wanted to let him stay in his beautiful hopeful reality, a reality she herself had lives in just hours before, and to which she now longed desperately to return.

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...You're a real stupid piece of shit. But I know I'm a piece of shit. That at least makes me better than all the pieces of shit who don't know they're pieces of shit.

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...You came here to reconnect with your roots, but now you feel stupid for even thinking that was possible. You put on clothing you bought and... it... feels like a costume. This is not your home. You're a tourist here.

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...Every time she looks at me with those big innocent eyes, all I can think about is every shitty thing I've ever done, and I think, ''I don't deserve that kind of love.''