MI every year: पहिली मॅच देवाला 🙄😌

kabhi kabhi lagta hai mai bhi to apne team ka Tim David hoo... 🙃

LinkedIn pe connection request bhej deni chahiye, kya pata kaun kabhi layoff ho jaaye. 🙃

kuch log stereotypes ke aage badh hi nahi paa rahe zindagi mai 😮‍💨

Ghalib Zinda hote to vada pav k lie likhte❣️

I am sitting in a quiet coffee shop, just outside Leh. Alone. I order a black coffee. I have been drinking black coffee for seventeen years now. It’s good for weight loss, they say. I am 45 now. And I weigh almost the same as I used to weigh seventeen years ago. It’s the

the subtle art of doing absolutely nothing in the weekend 🤌

indeed a super blue night.

ha bhai samajh gaya tu tier 3 college se hai, kitni sympathy chayiye aur? 🫠

i am 🤏🏻 this close to asking my gym crush that what are your preferred gym timings😭

teen hafto baad gym gaya, trainer ne aise look diya jaise maano uski beti hi bhaga le gaya tha mai 💀

bechara so raha tha mai, sapne dekh raha tha mai, ye saala subah 4.30 bajah bajne laga 😭😭😭

please let's not connect 😭🙏

splitwise ne apni aukat dikhadi 😔

a bit late, but happy new year, I guess… 🙂

people...

parampara, pratishtha, anushasan 🥲

superstitions make people do weird things 🤷‍♂️