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Dang it...

Maybe he should fuck a certain angel until he can't walk just to keep him out of trouble...

// Shower time!

He might have better luck if he used actual dicks rather than vegetables.

It's pretty sunny today. He's going to lay outside in his boxers, see if he can get a bit of a tan.

He really should shave his chest...but some people seem to like the hair. Maybe he'll leave it for now.

Alright, forget the boxers, he's sun tanning naked. His cabin is out in the woods anyway, no one will see.

Glances around. Okay, maybe he'll jerk off juuuust a little while he tries to get a tan.

He wouldn't mind having fresh milk at his cabin...

// May not be on much the next few days, it's finals week for the summer semester

Unzips his pants.

He might overflow the mug...

Well if he does that, he might be too full for the coffee anyway.

He says that like it's not a super common thing...

Coulda fooled him.

Waitwaitnohessorry-

Never heard him say that before...

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘼𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙞 𝙂𝙖𝙣𝙜 『 𝙰𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚒 𝙸𝚝𝚝𝚘 』 ⋆ 𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗 𝙸𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚁𝙿 ⋆ 𝙱𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕 ⋆ 𝚅𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚎 ⋆ 𝙻𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 ⋆ 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚢 𝙼𝚞𝚗 𝙰𝚛𝚝 𝚋𝚢 𝚂𝚞𝚢𝚘𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊

He needs more wild, hairy, horny men in his life...