heres some silly #Stolitz to cleanse the tl

rune.✎ all of my accounts are pretty dead, and with all of the new people, i doubt this'll get that much attention. but i wanted to try, anyway. 🩷

ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ Sigh. Moving to push Stolas's legs down and sit in his lap, sticking his tongue out and smiling at the prince. “ Hi. ” ᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ kalia.ˊˎ- Whoopsie. I stoled this. ᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ Cue him taking a deep breath, then flopping down onto Stolas's chest, nuzzling his face into plumage. “ Mmph. Long day ? ” ᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ He furrows his eyebrows, frowning. “ Well . . we'll . . get married some other way. Could always have a human wedding. ” He chuckles. ᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ “ Hey, look. ” He takes Stolas's hands. “ I don't need t' be married t' ya legally. Doesn't matter. Okay ? You're still . . ya'know . . my husband. In my eyes. ” ᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ He nuzzles in, letting out soft purrs. “ I love ya. M'kay ? No damn marriage certificate is gonna change that. ” ᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ He gently moves to rest his forehead against Stolas's. “ I have everything I need. I got you. I got Loona. Via, if she wants. ” He chuckles. “ You're all I need. ” ᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ He gives Stolas a worried look as his voice cracks. A gloved hand touches Stolas's face, before he leans and presses a kiss to Stolas's beak. ᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ He's sure Stolas could. “ Yeah . . You too. I love ya. ” Another small kiss. ᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ “ I do. I always will. ” He grins back, swishing his tail in the air with his tongue stuck out. ᅠᅠᅠ

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ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ He snickers. “ I wish. ” He nuzzles Stolas back, purring softly. ᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ He scrunches his face as he's kissed. “ I got work. And so do you. Not for the night, though. T'night, it's just you 'n' me, babe. ” ᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ Blitzø slightly shivers. “ It is, dipshit. I'm here every damn night, basically. Fuck, at this point, I'm basically livin' with ya. ” ᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ A slow smirk spreads across his face before he wiggles his eyebrows. “ You wanna fuck, princey ? ” Such finesse. ᅠᅠᅠ

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ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ Immediately snickering before placing a hard kiss on Stolas's beak. He loves this damn bird. ᅠᅠᅠ