*unnecessarily loud car speeds off on the high way* Me:

Facebook never fails to make my day. “ put him back? Why? I’m trynna talk about fish “ 😂😂😂

math teacher: you currently have a 55% in this class and you need at least 60% to pass me: is there anything i can do to raise my grade? math teacher: if you do this one assignment, i'll give you 10% extra credit me: math teacher: me: i don't- is that going to be enough

this is an absolutely perfect joke, courtesy of Between Two Ferns: The Movie

Please forget all the bad things in the world for 20 seconds and look at this cat wearing glasses.

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Better luck next year boys

lil addy, big addy

Hey Subway®, how many RTs for 10,000 sandwiches for hungry families during the holiday period and 1 tweet with #ReleaseTheSnyderCut ?

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This. GIF. Is. Everything. pic.x.com/AJTRxvzKfH

If you personally know someone who has tested positive for covid -19 retweet this. People need to see how close it really is.

u can google ur questions about the world and get the CIA FBI answer or u can add "reddit" to the end of it and learn the truth