Maybe eating that fiber gummy wasn’t the best idea today.

Avocado oil does not taste good. Never buying it again .

Dude wtf was that last scene in The Chair Company? WTH TIM?!

Imagine as a mother, you and your daughter have the exact same mars placement in the exact same degree.

Comedians, aren’t you tired of talking about shitting your pants?

Pink lemonade apples are so incredibly sweet & delicious. We are blessed to live in a society with so many different Apple varieties.

Grandma is tweeting about apples again.

The psychedelic era of the 60s and 70s is embarrassing.

Don Draper pisses me off so bad, but he’s so damn cool I always forgive him and that pisses me ofc too.

Avatar is like an abomination of a movie to me. Just sick. I’m not even talking about the papyrus of it all either.

Yikes. Not a great day to be a barb. [Drake voice] embarrassing

Just sitting here eating Dr. Pepper flavored tic tacs and reading posts written by ai bots and rage engagement baiters. Normalcy.

Jewel is the real gem of Deadwood.

Total eclipse. I like e-clips. If you saw my face right now you would think -eek lips- (I have a weird skin thing going on with my lips rn)

I’m too busy being head over heels in love to worry about war or the world ending.

Ugh. This app is too much for me now. It blessed me with meeting my soulmate, but it’s also responsible for a mental breakdown from reading conspiracies. I used to love to come on here and declare my love for my bf, or read about astrology stuff, but it’s miserable & schizo now.

This world will make you crazy if you let it. I trust God and will try my best to not be consumed by the fear this app and others like it try to impose onto you. Change your algorithm away from the chaos or disconnect.

I drank ayahuasca 31 times, did 20 mushroom ceremonies, and spent $150k+ chasing healing through hallucinogens. There's a truth about plant medicines that the entire community avoids: (1/22) (hint: it's not God that you're connecting to)

The deeper you go into yourself, the less you need to escape. Choose clarity over chaos. Choose the slow path over the shortcut. You are the medicine. You are the magic.

Anyway, I guess things just always work out.