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PSA for those who didn’t already know…Netflix teamed up with Nike and now has multiple workout plans on Netflix😎 so 🖕🏼all the MLM fitness companies. I’m getting in shape with a service I already regularly use.

Life is just weird sometimes.

It’s officially been decided…a semi and cattle pit will be our “party bus” for our wedding😂😂 and I’m so damn excited

Whyyyyyy are even just decent vacuums so freaking expensive?!?!?😩😩

If you’re easily offended, I probably wouldn’t watch the Chris Rock special on Netflix…on second thought, maybe everyone should watch it🤣🤣🤣

The number of people who get herding breeds (heeler, aussie, BC, etc.) simply because they’re “cute” as puppies, then have to rehome them not even a year later because the dog has become “too much” make me want to pull my hair out. DO. BETTER. 🤦🏼‍♀️

How do you nicely tell people that you want them to quit asking how wedding planning is going?😅 I’m real close to just shutting my phone completely off🙃

One of the best confirmations that I’m marrying the right guy: we agree on the same conspiracy theories😂😂

It’s wedding week. Don’t message me about your stupid MLM fitness shit🙃 If you do this stuff, know your damn audience before you message them🤦🏼‍♀️

My FIL really did say f*ck around and find out with this whole new shed in town situation🤣🤣

You know who my mother is and you know who I married…so you ought to know by know that I’m not afraid to raise my voice when necessary😅😉

Fly high my sweet, sweet girl😞💔

…so yeah, that’s where I get my yearly hug… Oh buddy😅🙈🤦🏼‍♀️ we need to get you out to more than just the strippers😅

Sooo where’s that one WVU guy (claims to be a reporter, but isn’t actually a reporter?) that cries on here every time we beat them???🤣🤣🤣