Life goal: to be immortalized as the author of a famous quote. The best I've been able to come up with, though, is: "Dirty dishes in the kitchen sink breed." Please use, with attribution, liberally.

All these years and iPhones later, and my iPhone STILL autosuggests AccuRev. And now I’ve just encouraged it.

Still basking in that Jacksonville Jaguars win yesterday. That was as good a game as we've seen them play in a long time.

When Florida plays Tennessee, we get to see the contrast between an attractive orange and a butt-ugly orange. #GoGators

Sundays hit different this fall. #Jaguars

5 of 5 stars to Scenes from My Life by Michael K. Williams goodreads.com/review/show/50…

I just set my browser's search engine to you.com and am wondering how well this will work. I've kept it set to google far too long, thinking that that would help Firefox financially.

I’m trying not to get too worked up about it as so many fellow Floridians are trying to recover from Ian, but Xfinity is ruining my Sunday football experience. #GoGators #Jaguars

Thread 🧵 on an incredible story from this summer that I was waiting to tell. Back during the 2020 bubble season, I made a meme of Kenny Smith which ended up becoming the most famous meme of all time on @NBAonTNT. It got so popular, my friends made t-shirts with the meme on it.

I just subscribed to Uni Watch paullukas.substack.com/?r=rycy3&utm_m…

4 of 5 stars to The Grandest Stage by Tyler Kepner goodreads.com/review/show/51…

4 of 5 stars to The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway goodreads.com/review/show/51…

4 of 5 stars to The Boys from Biloxi by John Grisham goodreads.com/review/show/51…

4 of 5 stars to The Dog Stars by Peter Heller goodreads.com/review/show/40…

4 of 5 stars to The Dog Stars by Peter Heller goodreads.com/review/show?id…

4 of 5 stars to Less Is Lost by Andrew Sean Greer goodreads.com/review/show/53…

5 of 5 stars to All the Pieces Matter by Jonathan Abrams goodreads.com/review/show/54…

4 of 5 stars to Inconspicuous Consumption by Paul Lukas goodreads.com/review/show/54…

4 of 5 stars to Shareware Heroes by Richard Moss goodreads.com/review/show/55…

4 of 5 stars to A Gambling Man by David Baldacci goodreads.com/review/show/56…