Nope. I'm not bothered in the slightest. Honestly, if these fucks can't get along, why would anybody want them fleeing to the same spot?!? Seems it would be counterproductive to the whole purpose of fleeing to begin with, actually.

Can someone please explain to me why people think job creation is a good thing? I just don't understand how jobs will make America great again when every great American I know is a business owner. How does working for someone else make you great?

Figure out that both sides perpetuate real id laws, the patriot act, and mountains of debt to enslave our children. If voting worked, it would be illegal, like anything else that threatens the state.

Women are superior. Now, if you're not a woman, it's your own dang fault. I think it's brilliant marketing.

Freer. Free-ish. Free-adjacent, if you will.

To be clear, I absolutely do not care who wins or loses your gang fight. Pots and kettles both irritate me

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Or....how about let the citizens keep their money? Also, what is the proposed solution to homelessness? All I see is the price tag. What's the merchandise?

Federal shutdowns are great and all, but what's a lady gotta do to get the state, county, and city on board?!?!

Here's a question: why is it called healthcare? Why not call it "sick care" or " health maintenance"? Wft does healthcare even actually mean?

Considering the debt crisis we're all currently in, I'd say advising people to extend their debt over a longer period of time so they can go party is irresponsible and insane of you.

For all the visual learners out there

Bananas: not just for moonshine anymore!

This is the best thing I've seen today! Dude misspelled "your" whilst insulting another guy's grammar, disqualifying him from being able to make such a call. 😂😂😂

And this is how the socialists will kill the farmers in this country. You don't need to actually genocide people if you can convince them that they no longer need food to live. What do your plants eat?

I tell my children, if a friend ever makes your friendship contingent on your friendships with others, that person was never your friend and you should cut that person out like cancer. But this is Twitter. It's not about friends or equals, it about followers, or subjects

Actually, it is a game. Food, water, shelter, salt...governance doesn't make the list of necessities. Also, if we must have confidence in you people and don't, what then? Because it appears you just keep on keeping on, regardless

STOP obeying the goonerment goonsquad! If everyone stops giving them attention they will fade away. They NEED us in order to exist. The man behind the curtain loses all authority when we see him for the impotent little worm that he is...

Appalling...it's just water! Seriously, kids, we might wanna get a little perspective.

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