I've already had it twice before I was aware there were terms and conditions. I need to know the terms Wendy’s, I could have unknowingly violated them!

Everyone wanted him out but now he has nothing but time on his hands to reboot Punk'd. Did anyone consider that?

Just got out of Goo Goo Dolls concert in Billings and bro had a different guitar for every single song 💀

If you’re ever feeling bad about yourself, just remember: 30+ student groups at Harvard signed a pro-Hamas statement in response to 1,000 Israelis being slaughtered, and then the Ivy League university was too cowardly to condemn them, so said nothing, until nationwide backlash

Happy National Farmers Day to everyone except State Farm and Farmer's Insurance

We're making up slurs now? Okay X is now a slur

Sometimes that 4am alarm is just a suggestion 😅

Think you'll never be able to retire? Have you tried playing the millenial lottery? Have as many kids as you can and hope that one of them makes it big and pays housing and living expenses for your old bum ass when you're too decrepit to even work!

I've been on this stupid ass site for this long? #MyXAnniversary

It's kinda funny how the vast majority of people who are adamantly against the idea of taxing the rich are people who will never be rich

Hey Billings! Elysian Fireworks is open every day through the 5th to sell you some awesome fireworks! Very first year doing this, help support a brand new local business!

Capitalism gave birth to HOAs. That's it. That's the tweet.

My feed here is fucking garbage anymore. It's either posts sucking Elon's dick or large blue checkmarks doing nothing but posting threads of memes to bait people into scrolling through the post and maximize their ad revenue share for being a premium subscriber

Elon Musk: ha ha if I change my name to skibidi-420 journalists will have no choice but to type it! That will be a epic prank Literally everyone:

I wonder how many people parroting the "BuT zElEnSkY wAsN't WeArInG a SuIt" line even own suits themselves. I thought Republicans were the party of the working class? Since when did the working class care about suits over feeding their families and safety?

I thought it was really cool how I had to download a new app and register an account just to find out if I could take part in saving 50¢ per gallon. Spoiler: nothing for us in Montana! Thanks Jeff Bezos Amazon and bp America!

People cheering funding cuts to NPR & PBS have never listened to it. NPR is one of the most neutral news orgs there is. It has the trait of every good news organization: it's BORING. If you're feeling strong emotions watching "the news," it's because it's entertainment, not news.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary 7 years on garbage mountain

Oh no, I hurt his feelings

Elon Musk Or It's a reaction by critical thinkers towards a hard-authoritarian shift in policy. Why should anyone who didn't choose which nation they were born in be "proud" of their nation, or the accomplishments of its forefathers for which they took no part in producing? Dumb