All I see are sad eyes

Is the lower price of avocados and lockdown related?

My #Ubereats delivery took as a long as watching Big Momma's House

I knew it was going to not happen but getting the email confirming that Meredith won't be on this year really hit me

Just blow the whistle ref and end our suffering. What a shit show #MCIARS

How the F was that a red?

Noticed some Americans prefer to use Addicting over Addictive e.g. this video game is addicting. Dunno why but it bothers me

If only my psychologist took afterpay

When Craig Kelly spends all his money on text messages instead of renewing his website 😂😂😂 craigkellymp.com

Third weekend I'm asking: ' Where the fuck is the rain?'

Hey Victorian Department of Health what's the go with booster shots? At this rate I'll need one by the time we open back up. The price I pay for being an early adopter

Why do some people look like they've got haircuts while I look like Tom Hanks in Castaway

Never trust someone who wears all red adidas sneakers

Why do they keep backing this clueless muppet? #ArtetaOut

Wait so in Vic, at 80% double vaxxed, the unvaxxed can go into a shop but at 90% double Vax they can't? This makes no sense

Who's working at the BOM? How can they get it wrong so often in the last 2 months? It's supposed to be clear skies tonight buts it's pissing down in the city

Hey Strava I think your app is broken

Had this genius idea of rocking up to a testing centre at 7am so I can be first in line and out in a no time. Well so did the 60+ people in front of me

Every Arsenal fan cheering for the Bengals in the #SuperBowl right? Fuck Kroenke

Why don't more people talk about Terry Crews' realistic portrayal of the American President