“awww my baby” i say about a grown man

using the start of a song when it’s just instrumental on your IG story >>>>

Mind you, the money hasn't come yet.

Women are hella romantic with each other. Even as friends.

Beauty standard I will never partake in, is shaving my legs.

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

I'm so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners. Lmao

Running to my bed after successfully surviving a day at work

listening to a song and the music bounces from ear to ear

“Don’t piss me off” “don’t bore me” are so quick to leave my mouth😭

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash:

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups

When I’m on my 4th “that’s crazy” and the person is still talking

having my lip gloss with me is up there w/ oxygen & water

i would like to personally thank whoever gingered the first ale

i can’t even afford to cry today, let me schedule it for friday.

Skill issue

Strict and soft parent 🫶🏽a strict sweetheart 🥹🫶🏽

when your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow