This is the absolute most beautiful coat I’ve ever seen on a dog. Omg! 😍

Look how handsome my boy is! He dressed himself today and I think he did a fabulous job 🥰🙌🏻

YOU CANNOT BE INSECURE & WANT A PRETTY FEMALE🗣

YOU GUYS

i don’t wear shorts like this for attention i wear shorts like this so i can stare at my own ass in reflections when i walk past windows

Selling all of my shit and moving to Hawaii

It was the I’m the wrong nigga for me 😭

This is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19. 🥺 Normally, I do not go because I am poor.

no more being the bigger person ima get on all fours and start screeching

sorry i didnt text back i dont care about anything anymore

person: how is life going?? me:

this the one

i am so gd sick of being so gd sad and i don’t know what to do with it anymore

so either my roommates noticed how much vodka i’ve been drinking and filled the bottle up with water OR i literally can’t taste vodka at all anymore. either way i’m fucked i guess 🤷🏻‍♀️