someone go long!!!!!!!! [chucks a boulder] [it just lands in the ocean]

[frantic nodding and pretending to know what words mean]

i'm like i just wanna mow hay

just go get a dad!!!! it cant be that hard!!!!!

pizza pasta put it in a box

OH MAIL DUDE i did not find any dads or moms <:3 nobody else really knew what they were either

i eat the video games

i will personally bodyslam whoever misgenders anyone, regardless of who they are, i will yeet you into the sun

i'm just a bro being a dude over here

corn bone