I love when someone I barely talk to has me in their close friends on IG because I never know how I made the cut, but okay okay. Your secret is safe with me, bestie.

Made $83m from selling pussy just shows that men of this generation are cooked to a crisp.

Orte, an denen du nicht fürs Parken bezahlen solltest: 1. Die Universität die du besuchst 2. KRANKENHÄUSER???

Getting hit in the face with this ball while it was wet builds character oml

Smoking weed and googling things

recenzija štikli na sheinu PLAČEM

I can’t make you something you’re not

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

they in them warehouses with WHIPS & CHAINS

when i explain him basic human rights and he says “oh so you are a feminist type woman”

Woke up to everyone calling Rihanna and Beyonce fat old chops

my biggest problem is that I always have something to buy

this shit hit tumblr harder than crack in the 80s

seeing this euro-maxxing posts knowing full-well no European drinks iced caramel frappuccino with whipped cream or whatever this is

You got no idea…

danas u ediciji ukleti dvojnici: čkalja i pit dejvidson

YOU MUST LEARN TO ENJOY LIFE WITHOUT NEEDING AN AUDIENCE TO SEE THAT YOU ARE ENJOYING LIFE

Bitches ain't gettin money, but they got an opinion!