I'm sprung

me while I’m texting other dudes

I like girls who look really really sweet but are menaces to society (all of my friends)

men be like “i’m fighting demons” and whole time it’s accountability

I just wanna bet $5 and win $10k on fanduel I ain’t asking for much.

Ok really quick before tomorrow which one is Trump and which one is Kamala

in my bitch just have fun era

sexy spoiled crazy chill girl

I wanna sit on the moon & dangle my feet rn

me when i get back home to my man after bottomless mimosas

my boyfriend escaped last night. If you find him please let me know. i am worried sick. he is an indoor boyfriend and has never been outside

if y’all crying at a lil back hair then just wait till you see my bush…gonna be sobbing real hard

i just learned from a psychologist that when a man falls asleep first next to you it means he feels safe and trusts you to go through his phone while he sleeps

I wish it was october I love october

i was looking for the sluts but all i got were vape gods

your honor that bitch is a weirdo