and NOT island in the sun? wtf

shit sucks so much rn i cant even geek out enough about manny jacinto playing lindsay lohans love interest:/

the “is manny jacinto hot” discourse might finally be enough to kick me off this hell app for good

yea sure ofc i’d rather be dry but at least im alive????? rain on me

“Hawk Tuah”

birthday night karaoke:

inside me there are two wolves

oh okay actually its for the best wicked does not come out on thanksgiving do NOT want to be painted green in front of any family

me trying to figure out if i’ll make more or less money as a result of this

okay but on the other hand maybe theater tickets shouldn't cost $300.44.

my head if they made inside out

birthweek birthweek birthweek

corporate decided to roll out a new menu on an understaffed holiday

its finally time

“merrily pro-shot will be announced at final curtain!”

uber drivers blasting news radio are no match for me, my airpods, and stephen sondheim