machines have taken over. the ink cartridges in my HP come from a subscription service I later canceled but they still had sent the first set. and wouldn’t you know it but that I printed about 5 pp before the printer STOPPED & said, can’t print until you subscribe again!l

ADMIN: Hey teachers, you need to remove everything from your room before the school year ends. That includes everything on the walls. We will be deep cleaning all surfaces. TEACHER: Returns from summer break and notices no changes. 😠

Knock at the door. I open it. Neighbor kid: “I… I was trying to do a… a ding-dong… thing..” Me: “A ding dong ditch?” NK: “Yeah!” Me: “But you forgot to leave?” NK: “Yeah!” Me: “Do you want to try again?” NK: “Yeah!”

This just happened to me as well. Even though I literally have FULL INK CARTRIDGES in my printer. If I’m not subscribed to keep receiving ink from them in the future, they have come into my house and disabled the entire machine and the ink I currently own. I AM IRATE.

These #yeg mosquitos need to go and die off already, they are so next level. Ugh!

“Do you remember your favorite teachers? They were probably the ones who wanted to learn your name; who had a warm smile; who made you feel that they were glad to be there to help you learn. No matter how old or young we are,we learn best from people who care about us.”

describing women who clean and run a house, look after multiple children and source and prepare food for a spouse as “not working” is surely one of the most successful conspiracies of the 20th century

Approaching the end of the cup of summer. Today some more park time, making homemade buns for pulled pork, apple cake from our yard tree’s fruits, a little garden taming, some reading, some writing, and a bit of yoga. School’s a-comin’ soon.

I’m no longer allowed to buy plant decorations

“Fifty years from now I trust that you’ll look back over your journey and recognize the blessings—great and small—which helped to carry you through, and also realize how other people shared their truth and their light with you and made the trip less lonely.”

BREAKING: The B.C. government is using the extraordinary powers granted to it under its state of emergency declaration to implement a restriction on tourism-related travel to areas affected by wildfires. bc.ctvnews.ca/b-c-government…

Halfway through my kid’s crazy complicated Subway order, the guy asked “Where you going with this sandwich, man?”

A surgical robot delicately removes the outer shell of a raw quail egg while preserving the integrity of the egg's contents. It then punctures the egg and skillfully seals the puncture point.

There are two seasons with children: coughing season and non-coughing season.

The Maine economy is integrated with Canada, our most important trading partner. Certain tariffs will impose a significant burden on many families, manufacturers, the forest products industry, small businesses, lobstermen, and agricultural producers. For example, 95 percent of

Canada is about to have a moment. We get to stare down the biggest bully in western history. He thinks we can't hack it. He thinks we will fold to economic pressure. He has no idea what we can accomplish together. Our country has never lost a war. We ain't losing this one either.

"World's richest man seizes control of U.S. Treasury and directs payments be made in accordance with his personal preferences" is so far beyond a constitutional crisis that I don't even know what term to use.

Preparing kids for the future: “We don’t need to teach kids handwriting, because in the future everything will be done on a computer.” The Future: “Kids need to hand write so we know it’s not the computer doing the writing”

BREAKING: Watch as Christoph Heusgen, German diplomat and chairman of the Munich Security Conference, breaks down in frustration while reacting to J.D. Vance’s absurd pro-Russian speech at the conference. Germany is one of our closest allies and friends—seeing this level of