TAG YOURSELF. I'M THE NEWLY APPOINTED SPAWN THROWING HANDS WITH A RUBBER RAT.

MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT THAT CLIP ARE THE NUMBER OF CHILDREN IN FIGHTING STANCES. LIKE, SURE THE ADULTS COULD TAKE A CRACK AT A SWING OR TWO BUT NO. IN FACT IT'S THE YOUNG BLOODS WITH THE GNARDS BIG ENOUGH TO GET AT IT.

"MAN GETBACK, BRUH" I'M SORRY BUT IT CRACKS ME UP EVERY TIME. LIKE. THE KAHONAHS ON THIS KID, YOU CAN TELL HE REALLY PUT WHAT LITTLE BASS HE HAD IN HIS VOICE AND THAT HAS ME ROLLING. I AM DECEASED.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. I CAN'T IGNORE YOUR BOY IN RED TRYING TO BOX REMY. HE IS JUST A RAT, LET HIM COOK DESPITE ALL CLEAR HEALTH CODE VIOLATIONS.

AND IMAGINE GETTING SO SCARED YOU ALMOST HIT THAT MILLY ROCK.

ANYWAY, I'M ENJOYING MYSELF. I MEAN, SOMEONE HAS TO ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN FEED.

IMAGINE FIGHTING RATATOUILLE ON TOP OF A GRITTY CITY BUILDING LIKE BATMAN AND JOKER. YOU WOULD OBVIOUSLY WIN BUT IMAGINE THE PSYCHIC DAMAGE.

WHAT THE FUCK IS A TRICKSTER. IS THIS A PURPLE THING? IF SO THEN I RETRACT MY CURIOSITY.

IF IT MEANS ANYTHING I THINK BOTH OF YOUR SHADES ARE EQUALLY SHITTY.

HI, MY NANES KARKAT AND I AM ALL FOR EQUALITY. I'LL OPPRESS YOU EACH EQUALLY, DON'T WORRY.

A CONTINUOUS RAY OF SUNSHINE. YOU'RE WELCOME.

I AM THIS CLOSE TO TAKING A NAP. NOT BECAUSE I AM TIRED, BUT BECAUSE I WANT TO SKIP TO THE NEXT CYCLE ALREADY SO THAT I CAN SEE IF I WILL FEEL SOMETHING ON THAT DAY.

//the only way to write karkat is to black out in a fit of self made rage and wake up hoping for the best

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT I AM WHAT MANY WOULD A CALL A NEEDLE WITHIN A HAY STICK. PERSONALLY, I PREFER BEING SEEN AS A THIMBLE. BECAUSE UNLIKE MANY ITERATIONS OF MYSELF I AM FUCKING *STACKED* COMPARED TO THE LOT OF YOU. LIKE I DON'T NORMALLY WANT TO TOOT MY HORN BUT.

SOME OF YOU HAVE THE PERSONALITY OF A CHEESELESS QUESADILLA WITH THE CONVERSATION SKILLS TO MATCH.

//in order to summarize me rping karkat its like that one pic circling the web of that ine cat whi tore a chunk out of the wall then passes out cause thats EXACTLY what this feels like chdnd

BEING A SELF PROCLAIMED HERMIT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY LURKING ON THE TL WITH ABOUT AS MUCH SOCIAL GRACE AS AN ANXIETY RIDDEN PURSE HOUND IS SHOCKINGLY EXHAUSTING. BUT DOES THAT MEAN I AM GOING TO CHANGE MY HABITS TO MAKE IT EASIER ON ME? HELL NO DO I LOOK MENTALLY SOUND TO YOU?

BRINGING THAT TWEET BACK *SPECIFICALLY* ON THE LONE NOTE THAN I AM WITHOUT A FUCKING DOUBT /FEELING MYSELF/ AT THIS POINT IN TIME. NO I AM NOT GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE IMPENDING STORM LOOMING ABOVE ME THAT IS ME DESPISING MYSELF WHEN THIS HIGH IS OVER. I'M RIDING THIS HIGH.

WORD OF ADVICE FOR THE FUNDAMENTALLY DESPERATE AND BORED. DO NOT. I REPEAT. DO. NOT. PARTICIPATE IN TABLE DICE AND COLORFUL ROLEPLAY GAMES WITH DIE HARD VETERANS WHO JUST HAPPEN TO BE YOUR COWORKERS WHO YOU ARE MEETING FACE TO FACE FOR THE FIRST FUCKING TIME.