In the same room as Noah Sebastian. Dying. Dead.

This man can bark at me any fucking day

Played a little game of switcheroo yesterday 🫣

Finally putting the 3D printer to work 🧈

I left my AirPods on my kitchen counter this morning so it’s about to be a horribly quiet day 🥲

I need more SPICY book recs! 🌶️ Last read was The Poison Daughter by Sheila Masterson

Free tickets from my work to the Nationals vs Dodgers game Sunday?? Yes pls!

Not a bad way to spend a Sunday afternoon ⚾️ #Natitude

We got our butts kicked this weekend but I did get to see Shohei Ohtani hit a homer which was kinda cool 🫣

Sitting at the park with my kids and my husband is just out there looking like this?? 🥵 Esp with the brand new finger tats. I’m done for.

like she left her house went to the fucking moon and just came right back i actually will never get over this

I almost bought this today but I didn’t want to spend $5 on it 🥲

Finally got black lights in my spicy glass cabinet 💚

You can’t experience love from the sidelines. Get your head in the game on May 13.

I love when I’m asked to create something and then I deliver the final product.. just to get “hmm that’s not really what I had in mind, how about you do XYZ instead?” AM I SUPPOSED TO READ YOUR MIND?!

Absolute coolest item in my possession currently. It pays to have aviation connections 👩🏼‍🚀

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Dexter & The Moonrocks are just diet Deftones. I am here for it tho 🖤