amazing peenmanship

call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas

This is incredibly cool — A source familiar with Bad Bunny’s performance tonight tells me that the couple in the halftime show got married for real. They invited Bad Bunny to their wedding and in turn he invited them to get married during his performance.

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.

The W-2 earning professional managerial class can’t be your entire tax base. This is an underrated dynamic heading into 2028—promising new benefits while exempting more and more income from taxes as our fiscal problems only get worse.

*Trump approval rating drops to 29%* *Approval stops being measured* Don’t think I need to call the Scooby gang to solve this mystery

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

At first I thought he was overhyped but at this point I think Punch is going down as the greatest monkey to ever do it

Fuck

Trump taking five minutes in a ceremony for slain Americans to gush about his fucking drapes should be the end of this government.

Are we lowering flags for U.S. service members in Iran or is that just for racist podcasters?

Max Dowman’s last minute goal with Peter Drury’s commentary… Chills. 🥶

Let pitchers hit again.

What a beautiful thing. TMZ is how these people deserve to get covered. Not with the weepy piety of hill reporters who all have politicians in their profile pictures but sicko, unhinged papparazzi who believe in nothing.

I don't know that words will ever be able to adequately express how insane it feels to sit at a desk and respond to trivial emails while the President of the United States threatens to destroy an entire civilization.

I’m trying to have a good time despite knowing facts and information

Absurd

Why everybody on LinkedIn thrilled all the time

Arsenal I ain’t got much left in me dawg