Final boss of rage baiting 😂😂

I laughed so much and sleep cleared from my eyes 😭😂😂😂😂

even for jss2 wey i do 20 subjects, life no hard reach this

unrelated but this is literally the best way to get your nigga to do anything you want. just be soft spoken, affectionate and whine him with sweet words. that mean, entitled girl shit will never work on me

And a babe comes into your life for 5 minutes and wants to compete with your favorite club.💀 Lol man

Tyler Perry said it best: Before you marry or commit to someone, see them in all seasons — happy, mad, stable, broke, and hurt. One of the realest quotes that will always stand the test of time.

Portable must not see this 😂😂😂😂😭

This is my reality presently

Football can be too obvious. Jude playing high as the glue for Real Madrid attacks is very clear. Have been shouting this from the rooftops for 2 years. He has the IQ, strength and technique to facilitate your attackers back to goal. He is the Benzema replacement functionally.

Normal dub.. Most older Women are jealous of/in competition with the younger Women Hence the horrible advice always

If you know anyone that works at DSTV please tell them to bring their Laptops, cords & flash so that they can collect new movies. 😔

after i graduate from uni i'll love to travel abroad to further my studies, i don't even mind starting again from scratch cause i haven't learnt any significant or meaningful thing all my 5 years of being in this nigerian university. just bills upon bills, nothing to show for it

I remember tweeting that I led the recruitment of COREN-certified engineers, and one CEO reached out to me saying he needed four of them. He mentioned his budget was 500k, and I was seriously laughing. Some engineers receive Hilux with their offer letter, and you’re saying

I once said… The HIGHEST ulterior motive a Man can have is that he wants to sleep with you… FULL STOP. You can’t tell if these modern semi-dragons on the other hand want to use you for food/outings/data/access to places while tendering that same sex.

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

Jude Bellingham has another assist that looks just like this.

Just as a man in GENUINE LOVE for a woman feels the natural urge to PROTECT and PROVIDE her, so does a woman in GENUINE LOVE for her man feels the natural urge to make his house a HOME. Wherever there is argument/debate over these NATURAL roles, there is NO love or genuineness

Done deal already

You'll criticize the government, they'll pick you up You'll call out government institution, they'll pick you up Student will call out tertiary institutions, they'll suspend them after picking them up You'll give product review, the brand will pick you up Government of the

It’s always the rich uncle from Father’s side that’s expected to ‘help’ his nephews and nieces That uncle expectation is almost never from the mother’s side Hence whenever you hear ‘wicked uncle’, na ‘Papa Brother’ go first come your mind. Gynocentric Indoctrination!