you might think everyone is unfathomably evil when you spend a lot of time online. then you go outside and meet normal, sweet, well-adjusted people, and realise the quiet truth we don’t like to say out loud: nobody who’s well-adjusted spends much time online.

If they hated the IRS as much as they hate ICE then we could really make some progress around here

its so fucking baffling to me that the world hasnt been turned upside down in an expression of sheer rage at what the epstein files have revealed.

It has been really hard for my family to come to terms with the fact that I'm both insane and absolutely right about everything.

It’s time for American schools to seriously start flunking students & making them redo grade levels again. You either go to summer school & work for those credits or just do the same grade over again bc you failed the basics & parents who make excuses for their kid need humbling.

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

This half time show is actually fire anyone hating is either a boomer or a bigot (I don’t speak a lick of Spanish)

I look up things that I already know to make sure that I know it

Your grandma didn't need a fertility clinic. She also didn't eat seed oils at every meal, intermittent fast everyday, sit under artificial light until midnight or or spend 10 hours a day sitting at a desk. She wasn't stressed about her career while undereating to stay thin.

why does nobody want to do jury duty. i want to do jury duty

Love that the same people who put every 15-year-old on birth control now offer to sell her fertility back at $20k a cycle. The arsonist is now selling fire extinguishers. Truly inspiring.

Reinforcing negative neural pathways via therapy or introspection is a recipe for misery. Don’t cut a rut in the road.

The company offered 10x market rate and gave farmers 5 days to respond. That tells you everything about who actually has leverage in this deal. When a Fortune 100 company requires NDAs before revealing its own name, pressures a response in under a week, and offers $48,000 per

weed should be sold in farmer’s markets next to squash, broccoli and tomatoes

He deeply gets “for dust you are and to dust you will return”. Insane humility in rejecting the fantasy of self-preservation. The rebirth you’re looking for is in the death you’re avoiding. If you can’t risk losing it all to destruction you don’t have enough faith in creation

This could be serious performance art about the absurdity of the digital age coming from the first true Internet Star that's just being misunderstood because he has such an Airhead reputation. But also it might just be that it's 4am and I'm drunk

goodnight

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

pretty crazy how five years ago vaccines were the most devastating thing you could ever do to your body but nowadays its fine to inject chinese peptide from Temu because you cant stop snacking after dinner