People say there are no more movie stars and while a still image of The Rock makes one billion american dollars

Dates are fun but I personally go by whether or not they remember 9/11

1/n: There are some academic papers that are so brilliantly and so accessibly written and so universal in scope that they transcend disciplines and stand as timeless testaments to both great thinking and great writing. Here's a short personal selection:

Laying in bed trying to determine if the sounds in the kitchen are cat sounds (bad) or roommate sounds (yo whaddup paul)

Big things happening in the get a beer tonight fandom

Government should subsidize getting a drink with your friends

It is always morally correct to block advertisers

Shoutout to spotify daylists telling me which vampire weekend songs go with which parts of the day

tired of my spotify daylist bullying me calling me an ugly yearning loser bitch boy

I’m sorry I encased your wife in ice and then traveled room to room encasing your children in ice. I simply wanted to encase them in ice

at the grocery store muttering “gimme dat shit” every time i put an item in my cart

Can't help but feel my life would be better if my screen name was "Tiles Meller" or "Manthony Whourdain" or something

Big jeans kinda night

I love group costumes for Halloween like wdym you're 4 lifelong friends that compete to embarass eachother?

Too old to have gotten nerds gummy clusters on Halloween :(

we aren't on story viewing terms rn

This time around, I'm gonna do 1-2am on November 3rd right

yall are too focused on raw milk and seed oils when the trick is not eating at all