i love super smash bros ultimate bc i can’t tell you how many times i’ve wanted to beat the shit out of tom nook

can we please start making birthday cards for step parents????? like pls

having to wrap pills in cheese and take them like a dog

Gone but never forgotten 😔

i think Swifties would really appreciate the depth and complexity of one of these

Unless we put on one last show

I am deleting my Disney+ subscription because where in the FUCK is muppets in manhattan and WHY is in not on the platform that I pay to watch muppet movies on

tell auntie who did it, sweetie

Sometimes dreams really do come true 🥹

by age 30 you should have a glock in your rari

If you put ketchup on your eggs I hate you

Bc they are tf

george harrison whilst everything was going down at the abbey road recording sessions

Keep TikTok off the muppets

I will not rest until this band gets to headline the Super Bowl halftime show.

You simply gotta stop yourself from whatever path you’re going down before you tread into tweeting at Elmo to go fuck himself territory

When i was a kid and you had to give everyone in your class a valentine people would go out of their way to skip me and i think That just kind of did something to me permanently

abc muppets 2015 kermit plot: good grief! miss piggy is at it again how do i fix it this time? fozzie subplot:

I got published in an article for this