Any else get terrified whenever you get your nails done and accidentally bang your nail on the dryer and just hope they didn’t see

bitch couldn’t take my place even if I gave it to them

Its terrifying to be a female

Private stories is just everyone releasing their inner desire to be a vlogger

I’m so fucking tired of not being a multimillionaire

So last night I hid a Bluetooth speaker in my lil brothers closet and started playing scary noises and well here’s how that went

mad a fancied ma bf for over a year before we started gawn, never stop trying gals xx

I posted a picture on my insta in my ex’s shirt and let’s just say he probably won’t ask for it back again anytime soon

Buying a house has actually turned her mental she’s brought milk & irn bru into currys to see if it fits in the fridge she wants 😂😂😂

As Rihanna once said

You aren’t officially done tidying your room until you light a candle

source: female intuition