Bitch if you think I’m finna be strapped in to a 747 like I’m riding The Batman at Six Flags Over Georgia you got another thing coming.

The fuck is wrong with you Radio City? THE MAN PAID

This is absolutely how everyone should feel music 👏😂

No tax on tips huh?

this would 100% work on me 😂

Fox "News" has gone rogue 🤣💀

Me: Normalize being the parent for the kid who isn't being parented well. The quote below was made by a woman who identifies herself as "Christian." Imagine seeing a broken child and pulling your kids away from the kid who needs help the most. The fuck is wrong w/USA Christians?

for years ive been puzzled by the uniquely american obsession with disgusting bitter IPA beer. but i finally figured it out. bitter taste receptors are affected by serotonin in the brain. the american IPA craze is literally caused by the proliferation of SSRI anti depressants

Monday.

It’s Officially Summer of 2025 And The Post-Pandemic Home Price Correction has Finally Arrived

On May 24th, Chinese paragliding enthusiast Peng Yujiang took off from a launch point at approximately 3,000 meters in the Qilian Mountains of Gansu Province. He was then sucked into a cumulonimbus cloud, which carried him to an altitude of 8,589 meters. At this height, the

the way he is holding the boarding pass and waiting to be scanned 😔

This is my tulpa.

Never forget that Ronald Reagan tripled the national debt from $738 billion to $2.1 trillion, dropped the income tax rate on the top 1% from 70% to 28%, sold 500 missiles to Iran, let 90,000 Americans die of AIDS, and set into motion the end if mental institutions, creating a

cafe by me got a new barista who cannot make drinks or follow any directions from coworkers, but he smiled at each customer the way my husband did to me on our wedding day. every drink got fucked up, but everyone in there today was in love. aura x1000. cant hate the player!

I finally watched Conclave. I like that Ralph Fiennes has the same energy as Kermit the Frog trying to keep The Muppet Show from going off the rails.

Okay so if Papa Leo holds a Mass at Sox Park, does that mean that it becomes "hallowed ground"? And, if so, does that mean vampires can't go to night games anymore?

Ohana means "leave your autistic baby sister behind to go to Cali despite the fact your island has a great college and would be rent and tuition free"

french people hearing the news

A new study found that ending water fluoridation would lead to 25 million more decayed teeth in kids over 5 years – mostly affecting those without private insurance.