Krept - last letter to Cadet broke my heart 😢💔

How has it taken me until my very last month of uni, to find out that Microsoft office is free for students 🙃

Expectations V reality, popcorn & crackers nae chicken🤣

I wish I was as tanned as how I see myself through my sunglasses

Why can’t I find any nice red dresses 😫

My nipples are pierced for a reason, so if you see my bars, I don’t know what to tell you, besides get the hell over it.

Smarties McFlurrys are back and I am way too happy

The circle starts again Tuesday and I can’t control my excitement!!! 😆😆😭

I think it’s crazy how if ya kill a chicken it’s still a chicken but if ya kill a cow it’s beef

Ok hear me out... Winter Wonderland but like for summer ??? Like little cocktail shacks and BBQ’s and makeshift pub gardens and rides, where you can just walk around it all eating ice cream getting drunk all in Hyde Park in the sun 🥵 I’d attend

When I was little my dad used to sneak into my room and ask me if I wanted to have a party. Obviously I said yes, so he’d come sit on my floor and eat uncooked pasta while he watched infomercials until dawn. This isnt an endearing story, my dad was just on crack cocaine❤️

People who stop episodes halfway through to go to bed are psychopaths. You either watch the whole thing, or don’t start a new one!!

tip!!! : a lot of workplaces can see you’ve applied through indeed and don’t like it. To them it means you just want ANY job not theirs, they wanna know why u wanna work for them. Find the job on indeed and then search it separately, there’s a more likely chance you’ll get it!!

how do people not know that if you go on your camera and hover over a WiFi box’s QR code it connects you and saves you typing in the password