Stanley Yelnats, you may have done some bad things but that does not make you a bad kid. I respect you Stanley -Dr. Pendanski

Smiling faces! Smiling faces! The early mole digs the deepest hole

Morris Menke is a shmoak

Can you hear the empty spaces

I can fix that -Sam

You will die, slow and painful death... always

You don't want to get bit by...

You must carry Madame Zeroni up the mountain

What's that mountain look like to you?

Did they have red X's on them?

No water, no food, for 16 days

Gonna need a damn good lawyer

"I don't smell anything!"

Where's the loot?! There ain't no loot

You know why they call him Zero? Caus there's nothin going on in his stupid little head

"I would've gotten away with it too, if my pocket hadn't had started barking"

"Stanley Yelnats... the fourth?"

"Well, I've never been to camp." "18 months camp green lake!"

The duck may swim on the lake, but my daddy owns the lake!