I like to imagine a future where the CIA sits on the fact they invented Bitcoin until one BTC is worth $100M, at which point they sell Satoshi’s stash ($110T) to clear out the national debt and cement their place in history as the greatest deep state known to man

No crypto shorts imo. Things are set for God candles. I don’t make the rules, I trade what’s given. 🤷‍♂️ $BTC $SOL

max long idc what you pussies have to say

fun fact: if u donate a few grand to your local city/town councilors election campaign u can have them on speed dial to help u with basically anything u need locally

Treat everyone like they're wearing a wire.

Going broke because you’re trying to use your money to make more money is so painful

SPEED I NEED THISSSSSSSS $89? 😞

max lev tight stop goodnight. low cortisol. 🌈

how i trade : The midpoint of the wick is the average of the high and low: •High: 0.2046 •Low: 0.16543 \frac{0.2046 + 0.16543}{2} = 0.185015 Exact halfway point: 0.185015

I’m never gonna tip a male waiter. go pour some concrete hoe ass nigga

im legit cryin 😹

Hyperliquid front end be like I see you've arrived in the Netherlands in the past 30 seconds, carry on then.

jupiter processed $1b in volume in 72 hours through X cashtags. the feature is live on US/Canada iPhones only. that's less than 5% of X's 500m user base. $150m annualized revenue, zero token emissions, 50% of revenue going to buybacks and burns at a token price still 92% off

not shorting to make peanuts of profit, just gonna keep adding to spot. ✌️

if 5D nukes on all coins then rip but i dont see it happening something happens soon just weeknd consolidation

won big on limbo today hit a 7777x threw it all into $pengu at the lows see yall at .0125 ✌️

jupiter is generating $280m annualized revenue at a $590m market cap. that's a 2x price-to-sales ratio. robinhood trades at 7x. coinbase at 10x+. they shipped 15 product verticals in 12 months, grew tokenized equity volume from zero to $24m/month, hit $1.7b in lending TVL 8 days