It's partly cloudy tonight. The weather stands at 39 degrees Fahrenheit. Sleep with blankets and stay warm, students.

Reports of a corridor being turned into a swamp yet again by a student. It should be resolved within the hour.

Reports that someone tried to change the password to Gryffindor? WACK. Hufflepuff? WACK. Ravenclaw? WACK. Slytherin? TIGHT AS FUCK.

The weather is currently forty three degrees Fahrenheit and is mostly cloudy. Another reminder to stay warm, students.

Professor Slughorn would like to announce that there will be a closed meeting of the Slug Club tonight.

Professor Flitwick will be offering pre-exam help this week after classes.

ATTENTION QUIDDITCH PLAYERS: Practice after sunset will only be allowed under the supervision of two professors. Safety comes first.

I'm sure that Professor you're so fond of won't mind assisting you on the job. #FlitwickOut x.com/devilishglint/…

It's Friday — the deal has begun!

Or in potions... Or the last time he took a shower... Or on top of the astronomy tower last night...

A quick peek at Sirius Black's detention calendar.