Being extremely pedantic is how I write my best BB reports. You: 1. Authenticate to the app 2. Visit .... Me: 1. Visit the site. 2. Note the "Log in" button on right side 3. Click the "Log in" button 4. Enter a user name and a password to a VALID account. 5. Click "Sign In"...

Me: Trying to learn some new AI tricks. Joseph Thacker: taking up 50% of my screen.

The internet is lame now

Pro Tip: If you want to start stealing identities, just start picking up litter. The amount of SSNs I've found on the ground is surprising. #eviltips

Repping HackerOne socks while coaching pee-wees.

With the recent run up, the amount of gold to equal $100 USD now weighs less than a $100 bill itself.

Hey NASA! Does the ISS have central heating, or do they just use space heaters?

Find on odd bug in 2016, check every website for since. Commit to doing so until death.

Create a ticket, closed as duplicate. Another dude makes a ticket, closed as duplicate and he is added to my ticket. 6 and half years later. He asks for swag. LMAO

This is a fun one scrawledsecurityblog.com/2022/11/automa…

That feeling what the program starts harping on the triagers as well. #blessed

When you cannot manually make your payload so you start "coping" and pasting.

My docking USB cable is so janky it's like getting a NES game to work.

Trying to exploit a Stack Overflow memory issue on C app and stackoverflow.com has a ton of fluff and irrelevant info the subject. Very disappointed 😞

This oil filter was tough, but im dumber than it is tough, so I won.

Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening are all proper greetings. Good night is exclusively for parting. Use it as a greeting and it's straight to jail.

Does AWS have a place to report found keys and they then notify the owner that their compromised?

Asked ChatGPT to age-progress my daughter's doll.