Roses are red. My heart is blue. Buy me flowers you tight ass motherfucker.

Hardest pill to swallow is realizing people DO NOT CARE. They really don’t! They’ll hurt you & really go on about their lives. Not even slightly affected about what they did to you & how you feel. Whether it’s friendships, relationships, or family.

Today is not the day and I’m NOT the one. 🙄🤷🏼‍♀️

Paychecks are the best stimulus checks.

Watching my husband and our nephew together just melts my heart 😍😍

i think twice about who really deserves my energy these days

Joe Biden should donate his entire salary like President Trump did. He surely can afford it with all the money Hunter helped him get.

Mine so fake 😂😂

I hope Biden doesn’t drive at all...with his old demented ass 🙄😂

8 years ago today, the world lost the man, the myth, the legend, Chris Kyle. Gone but not forgotten. Merica.

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The phrase, "Happy wife, happy life," is scientifically proven; husbands who have happy wives are more satisfied with their lives.

#Libras don't pick sides, we believe in balance and thing being fair.

ranch will always be the superior dipping sauce for almost everything

Lol for real! Like what even is the purpose of the cleaning lady? 😂

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