imagine hating on me and i’m just at home thinking about killing myself

my big plans this summer are going to da movies, eating turkey sandwiches, & getting ice cream with my friends

ALL women are crazy....just gotta find the one that's tolerable 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

Using the “you gonna teach me spanish” line on a latina

LeBron’s opening line being…”First of all, happy…happy International Women’s Day” cracks me up EVERY time 😂😂

this why hoes get wifed. So fun to be around.. just gotta move outta state and private ya IG

the funny friend when he's left alone with his thoughts for 5 seconds

shawarma date.... with cripsy coke... taking a walk... and then kissing.... oh my god bro

this would fix me

Delete that paragraph king she don’t give a fuck

How it feels the to be up at night when everyone else is sleeping

another night no head im losing it

ADHD mfs when there is a task to do but no deadline

If I was on death row my last meal would be pussy and french tips

Me to my kids when they aren't listening: