"I'm not even 30 yet!"

"Touko has basically been a single mother, as far as I'm aware."

"It's more like you probably seduced him first, Touko."

"I rest my case."

"What, I'm not wrong, am I? You seduced him. Took his innocence from him... like a demon..."

"May and I are being responsible adults and waiting for the right moment. She still has a long career as Hoenn champion after all."

"We've been together for a while now, Dawn. Welcome back, by the way."

Flashing his wedding ring towards Dawn.

Headpats.

"...May?"

"...W-What do you mean 'late', May?"

"What? What? M-May, just give it to me straight..."

"..................................................................................."

"..............See, Touko? I'm virile."

"Relax. I know how to keep my wife's... appetite under control."

"It's nothing embarrassing, MayMay." Holding his MayMay protectively. "I'm... honestly kinda excited... I mean, we don't know if it's happening yet, but..." He's trying not to become an anxious wreck in front of everyone-

"Right, right. We should see a doctor. Let's not jump to conclusions yet!"

Holding May close to his chest.

//I mean-- This guy here is possibly becoming a father!!!

//...That's true. Usually this involves either Touko or Steven getting naked--