me : i need a raise because 3 companies are after me. boss : which ones?? me : bank, tax and electricity boss :

“normalize this, normalize that” how about you feel shame for once.

Chrisean Rock is actually scary wtf😭😭

american assassins when its school kids donald trump

thanos was right , half of y’all need to go.

Zaylevelten

there’s a lot of money in this country question is…. are you evil enough ??

🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Bruno Fernandes in all competitions this season! 👕 40 games 🌟 33 G/A ⚽️ 11 goals 🅰️ 22 assists

i'll get the life i want no matter what.

bad girl say she want chanel

EGONOMICS (prod. 3CB)

when she say she’s different from other girls

mtn life go spoil ni, with the way dem dey always drain data even without using it 😭

this thing no be that thing wey you dey think

mfs see you sad and automatically think relationship issues, bitch i need $1m

didn’t see that end coming 😂

way too easy

INVINCIBLE 🔥i love invincible

adulting is realizing monday is a better "off day" than friday.