I might’ve fucked up taking a six hour nap as soon as I got home…

I’m hiring an Etsy witch :)

Spaced out watching tv and accidentally ate 2/3 of the cantaloupe I cut to snack on.. oops 😅

Ate the rest of it for breakfast.. I ate an entire cantaloupe in the span of 12 hours 💀

I miss my dog 😒 Thank god I get him back in 4 days

I sent a picture of the outfit I’m planning to wear to my friend’s wedding to seven different people last night, and only ONE person responded with their opinion. It was also the one person who was with me when I bought the dress, I already knew what she thought 🤦‍♀️

I might get myself fired before this week is over, based on current experiences.. And I don’t even know if it will be intentional or accidental

Just a girl who loves weddings… Especially when it’s one of your oldest friends 😭🫶

Not me doordashing Taco Bell while absolutely hammered at one of my oldest friends’ wedding, bc I’m hungry and there’s no other food option available lmao

I wish I was snuggled up in the couch watching a movie rn, I don’t love this weather when I’m alone..

I’m sorry, 0.577?!?!????!??? Are you kidding me 🤯🤯

Give this the Pulitzer.

SARAH WHY DID WE DO TEQUILA SHOTS

I need this dress. NEED IT.