He want hand

I’d die for my Pikachu.

I need a mans and a mons.

That was a joke I swear I’m not depressed.

今日はメガネの日 #brocktober

ススキ畑で何して遊ぶ？🌾🌾🌾 #ピチューの日 ⚡

Ever been licked by a Lickitung? It’s weird. Its whole body is basically tongue.

Ummmm???? There’s an ice cream flavor called unicorn poop????? When was someone going to tell me about the eighth wonder of the world???

Mm... I should probably visit my mom t some point. Though she won’t be too happy to see me either. At least she tries.

‘Sup bitches.

I have no tears left in my body for this Eevee nature documentary.

I gave Pikachu a bow tie and he hated it. He actually shocked me and now he’s in a mood. That hasn’t happened in years.

National Boyfriend Day is a thing? Why are there days for everything? When’s National Choclate Day?

I need a big spoon.

Green wishes he was me.

Charizard can just Seismic Toss me into my grave. K, thanks, bye.

What should I dress up as for Halloween?

I want a girlfriend and a boyfriend at the same time. That’s what life’s about. Two people petting my head while I lay on a lap.

Good morning peasants.

//I miss actual plot. Kinda bored of shitposting