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Henry Samuel

@hnrysml

My dream is to use word-based humour to end all my friendships. [they/them]

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calendar_today09-11-2014 09:30:39

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back in the day we used to talk to an ai system too, asking it questions and such, he was a genie and his name was akinator

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updated the app but it still doesn't unblur show sensitive content tweets if i click to do so, anyone else have this problem?

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bird incel: I’m beakcucked. one shade of plumage is the only difference between a nest and pathetic feathercope. Eat the black beetle, it’s over Me: *hearing only hearing sweet chirping* handsome passerines a flutter in their buoyant reverie! glad tidings!

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To pull off this level of propaganda, you would need those involved in investigating the fake/staged ‘anti-semitism’ to sign NDAs. Oh, wait…

To pull off this level of propaganda, you would need those involved in investigating the fake/staged ‘anti-semitism’ to sign NDAs. 

Oh, wait…
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for dinner i am having cream of sofrito soup, it's a cross between french onion soup and cream of vegetable soup and it has onion, celery and carrot

for dinner i am having cream of sofrito soup, it's a cross between french onion soup and cream of vegetable soup and it has onion, celery and carrot
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This is labeled "Analysis" but it's just brazen state propaganda. There have been no "revelations" about Iran being behind antisemitic attacks, there have been evidence-free assertions by an intelligence agency repeated by the prime minister. Shame on Laura Tingle and ABC News.

This is labeled "Analysis" but it's just brazen state propaganda. There have been no "revelations" about Iran being behind antisemitic attacks, there have been evidence-free assertions by an intelligence agency repeated by the prime minister. Shame on <a href="/latingle/">Laura Tingle</a> and <a href="/abcnews/">ABC News</a>.
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blocked everyone who isn’t in my steely dan musical. if you’re seeing this it means you’re in. rehearsal starts at 12pm tomorrow. please have the vocal harmonies of peg memorized.

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not to be like everything should have a content warning but i really wish broadcasters would at least include suicide as one of the listed themes if that it is an element of the movie

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i wish the southern ocean would send us its violent storms during the day and not when i am trying to sleep i am so tired now

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feeling like verynormalman today bc i really want to buy a baguette but embarrassed at the prospect of riding my bike with a baguette sticking out of my back pack

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people going back in time and killing hitler or whatever is fine but i would go back and kill the first person who had androgenetic alopecia before they could pass it on to anyone

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2.5bn to deport people with legitimate claims of asylum to a small island dependent on our "aid". Exiled for 30 years. Some for as little as smoking pot or literally *nothing at all*. Announced on the same weekend as the Nazi rally, in direct capitulation to their demands

2.5bn to deport people with legitimate claims of asylum to a small island dependent on our "aid". Exiled for 30 years. Some for as little as smoking pot or literally *nothing at all*. Announced on the same weekend as the Nazi rally, in direct capitulation to their demands
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i am once again thinking about this mulan cartoon i used to love as a kid, we used to rent it from the video shop regularly when i was like 6 and younger