MY ANSWER TO all IS: RELEASE EPSTEIN FILES. ARE YOU A BOT? THESE QUESTIONS ON TWITTER R NONSTOP, WHY NOT COMMENT ON THE NEWS OF THE DAY, INSTEAD?

MY ANSWER TO all IS: RELEASE EPSTEIN FILES.

Hell yeh, clean house

OH SNAP

HelloFresh just joined the conversation. Their official statement: “We considered dropping off a HelloFresh box at a very famous house (painted white)… but we didn’t want to overwhelm anyone with ‘Step 1: Preheat oven.’” 😂

BRILLIANT AND VERY BRAVE

NY Time Cartoon today Don Orsillo ⚾️🤣🎶

After 16 years, the journalists are back in the Hungarian Parliament! No cordons and pre-written scripts: you can ask Magyar questions and hold him accountable, because, you know, democracy.

translation: CULT member is trans, can no longer travel due to trump ban, “oh well, i’m sure it’s just an error on his part to be fixed.”. CULT CULT CULT DOESNT CARE BOUT YOU.

No, because clearly we don’t have. brain cells left after reading X day in and day out

seems legit

I just can’t keep up anymore. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Next could be Gabbard, Patel, Hegseth

FYI CALIFORNIANS •Do not vote early. Wait until after the debates. •Key debates are April 22, April 28, and May 5. •Early voting opens May 4, before the final major debate. •Hold off voting until after May 5. •Wait for a clear frontrunner to emerge.

Art of the Deal, my ass.

Trump just extended the ceasefire so enjoy this Taco Tuesday.

Hegseth is blaming Biden for military vaccine mandates. The flu shot’s been required since 1945. Joe Biden was 2.

AI so over this AI stuff

REALLY HELPS WITH MORALE AMONG THE NAVY, RIGHT? 🤡