Imagine your little baby nieces nephews etc learning how to say "oh worm?" 🥲 Beautiful.

party rock is in the HELLMOUTH toniiiiight, everybody gonna have a YELLMOUTH tiiiiime

Good morning, it's a self-care day in Hades. The Fallen players have the day to treat themselves and recover from their Falls. We recommend all Stripes do the same today. Many Stripes! (Take care of themselves, because they deserve to feel nice!)

heads up the sunbeams are on the clock 🩸⚾️

Uh. Look out!!!!

The Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams are looking a little spherical this era ☀️Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams☀️ #blaseball

Guess it’s time for a redemption arc?????

There is literally no funnier outcome than this. You could not have written anything funnier. On the final possible Fall, the original and beloved Parker Macmillan has fallen into The Baltimore Crabs

Rest up this weekend, Blaseball fans! A new season starts Monday morning 🩸⚾

Beams… good?????

Hellmouth^2?

Listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen… What if it’s funnier this time?

There will be times where the struggle seems impossible. Remember this: freedom is a pure idea, it occurs without instruction. There are entire teams with no idea they've already joined the cause. And remember that every single vote pushes our lines forward. Remember this:

Only officially notarized Golden Records can entire into the Tournament of Champions. But it doesn’t specify who has to notarize them. The plan? Legally change my name to Parker Macmillan and become a licensed notary to make a valid Golden record for the the Season 11 Sunbeams.

yeah thats. obviously this would happen

Congratulations to your new Evil Conference Champions!

"when will Blaseball come back? when will Blaseball come backl? 🥺" do you know how needy you sound? lmao. But seriously though when will Blaseball come back? 🥺🥺