Being Arsenal is a good enough reason I’d say

This just instantly became one of the funniest moments in prem history

Lamine Yamal vs Espanyol — no effort, 3 g/a.

JANNIK SINNER IS A MONTE-CARLO CHAMPION 👑 #RolexMonteCarloMasters

An ex Red and a never a Red in bed together. No wonder they've disabled the comments. Embarrassing.

Dalot would be on universal credit

Same blokes who say: “If you’ve ever played football you’d know…”

A year ago today, Man United gave us one of the greatest European comebacks in history 📈

Did Manchester United shag Ally McCoist's wife??

MATHHEEEUUUUSSSSSSSSSS

Only Kevin De Bruyne and Thierry Henry (both 20) have ever registered more assists in a Premier League season than Bruno Fernandes has this term (18). Inevitable. 🔝

Bruno surfing 🏄‍♂️ 😭😭

Josh 🟰 All of us. Ayden Heaven: take a bow 👏

Throwing your head at someone is less violent conduct than touching someone’s bobble in their man bun😹😹😹😹

Spurs fans watching Arsenal bottle the league whilst they’re sat in 18th

The working class Manchester demographic who can't make a trip to Wembley somehow ends up with a higher revenue than Real Madrid and Barcelona.

Look at what Bruno is doing they want a Gareth Barry to win POTS

Benjamin Šeško has scored more league goals in 2026 (8) than both Kylian Mbappé (6) and Erling Haaland (5). Big Ben strikes again. ⏰