Day 5 I'm slep

Lovely dragoncon surrounded by lovely humans. Leaving is the worst feeling.

Is it just me or does this go hard (in an unsettling and unlistenable kind of way)

Combing through estate sale listings and

Some kids on the bus started calling me Santa then started taking selfies with me these kids got jokes

Wild that loosies are illegal & the government wants me to smoke twenty cigarettes at a time

tober

Fuuuuuuck I worked late and forgot about the xiu xiu show

This brewery smells like cum

I have an immaculate vibe according to the person who just watched me eat two pickled eggs & pour the leftover hot sauce into my beer

Hallows

Asked the bartender for a radler and was served a Hamm's mixed with sprite

When it's late enough for the bartender to start serving dirty old styles