This will never stop being funny

Everyone in southern Michigan today

My 3rd grade teacher read Judy Blume books to us. I remembered, as I hit puberty, how much it helped me.

The new series of Doctor Who looks crap. #DoctorWho

Christians worshipping while sheltering inside a subway station in Kyiv, Ukraine.

The President of Ukraine and the Mayor of Kyiv. Ukraine has the most badass leaders on the planet🇺🇦

‘’Hello, world! We are #volunteers of the Ukrainian Red Cross Society''. ''The whole country is under fire ’’.📽️ Along with the staff, volunteers provide support to the #affectedpopulation. In the last 3 days, 1000 more joined us. #ThanksVolunteers #VolunteersAreHeroes #Ukraine

🐾 Entering Romania 🇷🇴from Ukraine: NO DOCUMENTATION NEEDED FOR PETS. Do not leave them behind. No notarized declaration for minors. No covid 💉requirements. Same goes for Poland🇵🇱 Hungary 🇭🇺 & Slovakia🇸🇰. Rules & orgs helping refugees⬇️ #UnitedForUkraine🇺🇦

Are you a refugee from Ukraine? UNHCR can help. Visit the page for the country you are in. Hungary: help.unhcr.org/hungary Poland: help.unhcr.org/poland Romania: help.unhcr.org/romania Slovakia: help.unhcr.org/slovakia In any other country: help.unhcr.org

The Geneva Conventions ensure: 👉 Torture is illegal. 👉 The dead deserve dignity. 👉 Hospitals are not attacked. 👉 Sick and wounded are cared for. 👉 Detainees are treated humanely. 👉 Families know the fate of missing loved ones. The Geneva Conventions preserve our humanity.

Twitter, why ya gotta give me a heart attack? We must protect James Earl Jones at all costs!

LA's hottest nightclub is "Oscar." It has everything. Scientology. Bald people. Fistfights.

Happy birthday Flula Borg ! I hope your cake is as big as your heart and your day is full of joy 😊

An Amazon Wish List labelled "Blood of my enemies" #FoundOnPutinsLaptop

#TheWizardNeedsToStop calling himself the Wizard of Oz. His full name is the Wizard of Ounces.

Happy Revenge of the Firth

I was wondering what happened to Mose Schrute. Apparently he's the leader of the Chechen Republic

The G.L.O.A.T. 2022 me: They overturn Roe. 1992 me: What? 2022 me: It happens during hearings about how close Donald Trump got to overthrowing the government when he loses reelection. 1992 me: WHAT?! 2022 me: And you're going to start following Lake Superior on Twitter 1992 me: <Has stroke>

BREAKING: Liz Truss is expected to regenerate into Ncuti Gatwa on Sunday

Hiding the ring between your butt cheeks #MarriageProposalsGoneWrong