aight this might be Paddy’s best line ever

The Lions went 0-16 this century and still made it to the Conference Championship before Dallas. God bless

Quentin Johnston finding out he’s the new WR1 for the Chargers

Ohtani will give out his sweet 16 picks tomorrow

Hurt people hurt people.

Wealthy enough to sit courtside and offline enough to be unaware of Drake, the dream.

Who’s got it better than us?! 😭😭😭😭

Holy shit! This dude is GONE!

AB AB on a generational run these past couple months

Women will never understand the relationship between a man in his 20s and his almost retired coworker

it would be an honor to be gored by a moose here

This will NEVER not be funny 😭

And the revolution was fought over 2% tax…

The worst part about people in white collar professions claiming they were work ‘80-100 hours a week’ is that they are all liars. They work maybe 50-60. The rest is goofing off. And they stay in the office as a kind of arms race, hoping the boss (who is also not working 80

That was a nice hour long twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow

NYC in 2001: We will never forget! NYC in 2025: *elects Muslim jihadist*

Suddenly, you're 27. You make your coffee, rush to work, come home around 7, and you're too tired to do anything except eat, scroll on your phone, and pass out. Then you wake up, and do it all again. And when Friday comes, maybe you go out, or maybe you're just too tired.