My dumb as fuck math teacher used to say you won’t always have a calculator with you

No more curry

Americans realizing thier gov has been illegally taxing their groceries for over a year and pedophile billionaires are getting the refund instead of them

Just shows how far football has fallen to disallow a goal for this. The absolute state of modern day football.

celebrities when it came to will smith slapping chris rock: 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ celebrities when they see their peers in the epstein files: 🙈🙊🙉🙈🙊🙉

This will be the NBA in 2030

Can we start cancelling influencers? Who else is tired of all their absolute crap?

niggas who picked the base disc version day 1 (im niggas)

Yall ever be sitting and think... damn this is the real life

First in my bloodline to read this sentence.

Congress agreed on something for the first time in years and it’s THIS

Can we stop with the Senior discounts? They have all the money. Give 20-40 year olds discounts.

No way paramount crashes during the main event

If you can convince a woman to be BM #3 you should be selling houses

Kornet didn’t wanna write about Miles Bridges still being in the league?

Luke Kornet checking his DMs after ruining Magic City night:

What Bam did in three quarters…incredible. Keeping Bam in during a blowout, I’m even cool with that. Intentionally fouling up 25 late to get extra possessions to stat pad and eventually break Kobe - of all people’s - record…corniest thing I’ve seen in a while 😂

Nobody... and I mean NOBODY else was giving Daniel Jones anything close to that kind of money

let me get this straight a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

Actually, one of the top scummiest moves any gaming company has done