I am Hitch

Guys why am I getting so many notifications?

deez nuts

Say it ain't so I will not go Turn the lights off Carry Sprout Home

Merry Christmas

i shot myself in the hoof

Just got home from the doctors. I got lots of stitches and now Sprout is saying he’ll be my ‘maid’ until I’m better.

Sprout is a really good maid. He’s always really horny tho

Sprout is making moves on me. What do I do?

Lodon

Railing Sprout for 16 hours and then I’ll buy him a new car

I saw this nice looking women. She was cute and all but she wasn’t my type. Why? Because I like m e n

Sprout proposed and I said yes.

I like the band Korn

Early Hitch Was All Blue! - Post up on the Equestria Daily website here: ift.tt/AHpZqFSdg #brony #mlp #mylittlepony #mlpg5 #hasbro #mlpfim Another one from Celia Kaspar! Apparently early renditions of Hitch were an assortment of colors, including this really interesting…

I like men #iamaprettycoolhomosexual

Sprout wants to buy the Guy Game

i have returned