Gold.

How much longer will we use the phrase, “you and what army?” When will we learn that always ends badly for who said it.

Sick dude.

Woke up this morning and noticed a bit more stubble. This always happens to me as I transition to you no who this Christmas.

Happy #Dogeday! Let’s play a game. At $.65 we’ll giveaway at PS5. At $.85 we’ll giveaway a Ipad. At $.95 we’ll giveaway a MacBook. RT TO ENTER! We love you! #dogecoin #DogeDay420

“I grew up racing grey hound dogs” “Ah, well, you must be incredibly fast”

No cap y’all gotta get sued Showtime Boxing (Roblox)

Alright that sounds good. I’m taking that promise straight to heart. I don’t ever want you to put me through this amount of stress again babe. We haven’t even know each other for a week and we are already fighting.

Make no mistake this is a Russian bot!!! Only here to divide us further don’t fall for these tricks babe! Please tell Steven Segal i said “Privet”

Just had Burger King. Was actually very good. The world is fucking upside down.

Joe Santagato For sure, but He just punched more though. Purely an output win. Tyron landed the cleanest and best shot in the fight.

Just got a brand new car and the GPS doesn’t work. Unreal. They’re telling me it needs a new chip and it will be couple weeks I’m like ok muffin man how about you cut open my arm and take my Moderna chip and put it in the dashboard so i can find an Arby’s #chrissychips

please god make the Google Fi youtube ads stop

*sighs*

I like to think I have a deep intellectual understanding of music and on top of that that I also have great taste… That being said I’m struggling bc I really like MGK’s song “my ex’s best friend”. This is a large enough blow, I REALLY hope I don’t start eating Carl’s Jr too.

Jack Harlow looks like he smells like pickle sweat and cleaning chemicals from a 7/11 bathroom.

Puzzles are a very white person thing. I have never seen a black person doing a puzzle.

Well I apologize to everyone in Burlington but I don’t anticipate making tonight’s shows. Sprinted to make my connection after a long delay and they shut the door in my face. americanair is trash. This is the worst thing to happen on a plane in September.