This what I mean when I say I wanna be with somebody that play just as much as me 😭

someone should host something like BB naija but for tech stuffs. We stay locked in and build for 3 months

Elon is about to come to my doorstep to tell me about the 30% discount

My niece calls me Ankle. I call her my Knees.

“Confidence comes from preparation.” — Kobe Bryant

Maths don get update oh 🤣🤣

This Monday Mondayed.

Every photo you take contains your GPS location embedded as EXIF metadata. EXIF contains date, time, camera make, phone model, and your GPS coordinates. Take a screenshot and upload instead of the original photo —this would strip away the EXIF metadata. You’re welcome.

Overheard at a party, “If your gf is a 10, she’s an asset”

These are so funny 🤣🤣🤣

imagine telling your girl she doesn’t need a bag of useless stuff to go to a theme park but she ignores you and then a fat mime makes you look like an asshole in front of everyone for not carrying the useless bag of loot

i think ive been baptized like 5 times bc whenever i needed a dopamine boost id sign up for baptism and get a free doughnut and attention

I don’t even fuck around and I still be finding out

How I expect a single glass of water to perform against the 20 beers I had earlier

Dating an attractive women is a 10/10 experience. Confidence up, ego healed, always in a good mood. You’ll feel like you invented electricity.

I know the lord will provide.

I learnt that 9-5 doesn't actually mean 9am- 5pm, it means 9 hours a day, 5 days a week